{"id":683,"date":"2019-11-12T19:11:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-12T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/?p=683"},"modified":"2021-11-12T19:24:21","modified_gmt":"2021-11-12T18:24:21","slug":"anniversaire-galere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Anniversaire gal\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plumedesmers.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG-20201024-WA0067-1.jpg?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-686\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plumedesmers.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG-20201024-WA0067-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plumedesmers.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG-20201024-WA0067-1.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plumedesmers.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG-20201024-WA0067-1.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plumedesmers.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG-20201024-WA0067-1.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plumedesmers.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG-20201024-WA0067-1.jpg?resize=1320%2C743&amp;ssl=1 1320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plumedesmers.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG-20201024-WA0067-1.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Il y a ces jours d&rsquo;anniversaire<br>O\u00f9 ils invitent leurs copains<br>Qui viennent te mettre la mis\u00e8re<br>L\u00e0 c&rsquo;est bien plus que la gal\u00e8re<br>Tes tympans veulent se suicider<br>Toi tu cours de tous c\u00f4t\u00e9s<br>bougies plant\u00e9es sur ton g\u00e2teau<br>Qui a cram\u00e9 dans le fourneau!<br><br>Avec du chocolat fondu<br>bien napp\u00e9 sur le dessus<br>Personne ne verra le charbon<br>C&rsquo;est une technique bien connue<br>Ah non, rat\u00e9, le petit L\u00e9on<br>Hurle \u00e0 toute la compagnie<br>Que le g\u00e2teau est tout pourri<br>vraiment ce gosse, quel petit&#8230; <br>vraiment ce gosse est trop mignon!!<br><br>Apr\u00e8s cette infinie journ\u00e9e<br>T&rsquo;es vid\u00e9e de toutes substances<br>Pas le temps de faire une danse<br>Ton enfant, lui, dort bouche b\u00e9e<br>coul\u00e9e de bave et poings ferm\u00e9s<br>Pendant que t&rsquo;es encore pli\u00e9e<br>pour ramasser toutes les miettes<br>Pourtant ils avaient des assiettes<br>Elles devaient \u00eatre toutes perc\u00e9es !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il y a ces jours d&rsquo;anniversaireO\u00f9 ils invitent leurs copainsQui viennent te mettre la mis\u00e8reL\u00e0 c&rsquo;est bien plus que la gal\u00e8reTes tympans veulent se suiciderToi tu cours de tous c\u00f4t\u00e9sbougies plant\u00e9es sur ton g\u00e2teauQui a cram\u00e9 dans le fourneau! Avec &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/?p=683\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poemes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":687,"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plumedesmers.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}